FAQ

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Questions about Cryptic Unicorn

I noticed you offer hard drive and phone wiping services. Why is this important?
This is important because even though you reformatted your hard drive, or might have performed a factory reset on your phone, it doesn’t mean all the data is gone. We have had negative situations happen in the past to either friends, families and before we were informed to us. Through this knowledge we want to extend our services to everyone and keep your information as secure as possible.
Where does Cryptic Unicorn stand on customer privacy such as storing, selling, and collecting data about their customers?
We pride ourselves and business on allowing our customers to be in control of all their data. Your data will not be shared with third parties and we have other long-term plans including being strong active advocates for you the consumer.
From your website it appears Cryptic Unicorn is able to handle so many different topics. How are you able to do this?
Our co-founders are a group of knowledge thirsty individuals that thrive for challenging problems and providing solutions that are not routinely provided even though they are the best option. We constantly work to improve our level of knowledge. In addition we have diversified our education allowing for a deeper understanding of the relationship between subjects than our competitors. At Cryptic Unicorn we want to provide you with exceptional experiences and know that this starts by being well versed in the topic at hand.
I am not familiar with some of the technical descriptions listed on the website how do I know what is right for me?
We pride ourselves as helping you with a vast array of problems focusing on technology but we have expansive knowledge in a wide variety of topics. Because of this we do not have a pricing schedule for most jobs since each customer’s needs are unique and we design a plan according to your needs and budget. At Cryptic Unicorn we are always happy to hear from you feel free to give us a call and/or text/email and let’s build a partnership that will last.
What is Cryptic Unicorn?
Cryptic Unicorn is a eager startup that stives to be the one stop shop for all small and medium sized businesses. While you work at hard at mastering your business, technology is devoloping at a rapid pace. Which often leaves people feeling left behind or running to their children or grandchildren to solve what ever problem devolops. Cryptic Unicorn is here for you. We work with your business to perform the technical tasks you don’t have time for and answer any of your questions.
Why work with Cryptic Unicorn?
We our your lighthouse in the sea of today’s technological world. We will help you navigate the confusing world of technology so you have more time to focus on your business.

Jokes

At Cryptic Unicorn we strive to maintain a light hearted atmosphere. We are always up for a good joke, so here are some of our favorites.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck!
Are Unicorns Real?
Unicorns are real they’re just fat, grey, and called rhinos.
What did the Unicorn tell the carrot?
U-No-Corn!
What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
What do you call a smart unicorn?
The “A”corn.
Why didn’t the Unicorn want to join the Military?
She had to wear a U-Ni-Form!
How did the poltician win the election?
He promised to balance the budget, rein in the banks and put a unicorn in every backyard!